The challenge is issued

I can't believe peoples still claiming to find Linux confusing least of all Ubuntu! Every questions, problem and troubleshooting I ever had to resolve in the past two years of using just Ubuntu I found an answer with one or two Google search in a few minutes.

I still consider myself a Linux noob yet am using it every day and I can count on my right hand the numbers of problems I had in the past year! Can you say that about XP? Are you that lazy that you cannot use google when something not working? You do not have any excuse anymore to try Linux seriously at least Ubuntu! And don't tell me you gave up after 20 minutes because you found that the Gnome or KDE desktop was too confusing you wasted hours of your life running bloatware from Microsoft at least give Ubuntu a week!
In that spirit am starting the Ubuntu one week challenge purge your system of Microsoft for a week!

Update: Lets put my own ass on the line the first person who ask me I would mentor for a week and I will get you up and running with all the basic stuff you might need to know!