Gentoo 4 Pizza and Beer!

Am Starting a Linux at home installation business. But not any Linux install I will exclusively offer a Gentoo installation personalised and optimised for your own system. For the low low price of a case of 24 Coronas and a large Pan pizza I will drive to your home or even ride a plane (at your own cost off course) and help you for up to 24 hours or until you ran out of beer or Pan Pizza which one come first and we will back up your system and use a stage3 tarball to bootstrap and compile a custom cutting edge Linux kernel and full Gentoo installation. Off course if you're short on cash you can always download Ubuntu, Mint if you don't mind looking like a newb or even Debian and Suse studio if you want to still feel like a Leet Linux user!